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Two Dogs - Why I

Two Dogs - Why I

Goodbye Perthurbia: An Introduction to Why I'll Never Live in Oz Again by Daniel Ford Hands up all those who’ve thought about emigrating. Oh yes, that includes you at the back pretending not to hear the question. Thank you. A common talking point in South African daily life – wh...

SA good news from positive South Africans

SA good news from positive South Africans

WARNING - THIS PAGE IS FOR POSITIVE SOUTH AFRICANS ONLY “Beyond family and friendships, what is life?” His answer is, “a series of places, events, moments, experiences and...

Oos, Wes, Tuis Bes!

Oos, Wes, Tuis Bes!

If nature here wishes to make a mountain, she runs a range for five hundred miles, if a plain, she levels eighty; if a rock, she tilts five thousand feet of strata on end; our skies are higher and more intensely blue; our waves larger than others; our rivers fiercer. There is nothing measured, small...

Eat Out is the only restaurant guide

Eat Out is the only restaurant guide

Providing the South African public with credible, trustworthy restaurant information for the last ten years, Eat Out is the only restaurant guide you’ll ever need. In addition to the greatest places to eat countrywide, we bring you newsy bites, chef’s profiles and gourmet travel snippe...

 

SA Jobs

Your country needs you!Jobs in SA

The best jobs for South Africans coming home. Read More

Immigration

Foreign spouse or partner?image

Learn about all the issues and what permits you need. Read More

Property

Bargains to be had!image

How to access repossessions and investment properties? Read More

Yes your spouse or partner can work in South Africa!

Forget the myths and stories, coming home with partner and worried whether they can get a job.

The good news is, yes they can - without the hassle of work permit. Read more


And in other news

How much? Over 3 pounds for a pint! Not in SA......
Check out the cost of living for your favorite items.
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Schooling - coming home and not sure which school is best for your kids. Check out our comprehensive list of schools.
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Did you Know?


Shipping goods back to SA?

It is often cheaper to insure your goods with a South African company.

The claims process is also easier with a local point of contact.

Discounted Bond

Take advantage of this special offer.

Discounted bond rates and your bond registrations fees paid.

Save a minimum of R7,000 towards your bond registration fees.

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Sense of Humour

South Africans have many merits

Social, Friendly, Hospitable, Hard Working, Courteous, Loving, A wicked rugby team (sometimes), a wicked cricket team (sometimes), Nando's Chicken, Proper Meat, Boerewors, Biltong, SAB Miller

To name but a few ........

BUT most importantly a wicked sense of humour.

Here are some categories of Jokes, feel free to browse, print, share and laught your head of ....

If you have any to share, please email them to lotsoflaughs@home-bru.com

Hard Up

Letters to the Ministry of Labour

  • I am glad to state that my husband died yesterday. I will be glad if you get me a pension. If you don't hurry up I will have to get public resistance.
  • The man I live with won't work and he wants to know if my husband is dead. Will you please search through your records office for him and let me know.
  • Please send me a form for cheap milk.I have a baby 2 month old and did not know about it until the neighbor told me.
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Proudly South African

Proudly South African

A recent study conducted by Wits University found that the average South Arican  walks about 1200 kms a year. Another study by the South African Medical association found that South Africans drink, on average, 100 litres of alcohol a year.

This means, on average, South  Africans get about 12 kms to the litre.
 
Kind of makes you proud to be South African
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Sports Mad

Sports Mad

Just who are those all blacks
  1. Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
    A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
  2. Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
    A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
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The Braai

The Great South African Braai

Braai-ing is the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.

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OOS, WES, TUIS BES!

Real life stories from some SA Homecomers. Read More

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